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    Thought the forum could use one.

    Ok I'll get it rolling. This one a friend told me was hilarious.

    A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler.
    The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"
    Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
    The little boy answered no.
    Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."

    A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
    The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"
    Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
    The little boy answered no, again.
    Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."


    A little later, the little boy came out of the house with a cookie.
    Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"
    The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?"
    Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!"

    The boy replied, "Then go fuk yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."

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    Alright here is another one:

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
    The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber..."That kid never learns!"
    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store & says, "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"..The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

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    A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.

    "Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.

    "To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.

    "What do you mean?" the teacher asks.

    "Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azzie View Post
    A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.

    "Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.

    "To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.

    "What do you mean?" the teacher asks.

    "Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

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    LOL. Good stuf. Keep em coming.

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